is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
why do we always end up here
an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less than a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”
The artist now has food
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
My favourite photo set ever
when your selfie gets more than 5 notes
don’t click play.
I also made a version (transparent) with no balls at all. Put it in your bag! or your blog. or your wall. or your car..
Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)
DID YOU BRING PROTECTION - Vine by Elton Castee
Supernatural in Infographics: Seasons 1-8 (click to enlarge)
Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.