how big is ur penis?? i don’t want length, i want volume, surface area and density
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
IM SO ANGRY
It’s like cake, but scary and everywhere
THE TREES BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR MASTER, THE SNOW CAKE, AS HE RISES AFTER CENTURIES OF IMPRISONMENT INSIDE A LAWN TABLE
There will come a time when the trees shall fall and the cake shall rise.
deck the halls
there is a hell, believe me i’ve seen it
where are we going? *clap clap clap* TO STEAL SOME SOULS.
Say it with me! E̶͓͓L͉̩̗͍͕̤͉̟̀͟ ̮̗͘F̧̜͓̘̪̮̪U͚̲̜͕̺̖̺͍͎E̟͈̬͈̥̟̤̝G͚̱̟͡O̷̶̙̹̫͖͔͉ ̸̵̭̠̲͢D̸͙̠̬̮͞È͏̘̩̥L̵͎͙̺̼̦̥̖ͅ ̷̢̻̦̟̱̺̲I̥͚̰̟̗̩͟Ń̲͈͝F̵̱̟́I҉̟̖͓̘͉͕͉ͅE͔͎̭̩̻͓R̯̬̜̠̦̕N͍̰̠̺͜O̼̠ͅ
I JUST FUCKING LOST IT
Kevin is us.
at first, Kevin is us. and then, when new fans arrive, Dean is us.
*seductively crawls out of hell*
dammit spn fandom not everything is about u
i think about this post like 8 times a day and burst out laughing in the weirdest places
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL
How did Benedict instantaneously recognize Martin Freeman’s feet when people who worked with him for two years got it completely wrong ???
”How did he recognize him from…not his face?”
probably because for those 2 years he was wearing hobbit foot prosthetics???